searchabledream:

I just love autumn…even though it’s not as warm as summer.

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

(Source: central-perk)

When I hear a guy make a generalization about what girls “really want”

micdotcom:

Amy Poehler just schooled Neal Brennan on what it’s like to be a woman with one sentence 

Oh, Amy. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways. 

For one, she can make a feminist argument zing like a “Weekend Update” punchline, a skill she demonstrated as a recent guest on The Approval Matrix, the Sundance Network’s new panel show. During her interview, Poehler was asked about modern men and the difficult challenges men face.

Poehler has never been shy about women’s issues | Follow micdotcom

cinemove:

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

hiddlesbiscuit:

Benedict Cumberbatch doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (more than once) [x]

miss-kiley

(Source: makethemintoshoes)

tomhanksworld:

"Hashtag!"

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

(Source: adelon-egi)

I didn’t… I didn’t set her straight. [x]

(Source: markoruffalo)